Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...