The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...