Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...