Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!