Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...