A toad with a machine gun!
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Redneck Doctor
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Princess and the Frog
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Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...