Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...