Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...