Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...