Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...