Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...