The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...