Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...