I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...