What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...