Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.