U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...