A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
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The Parrots
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It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
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