Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...