Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....