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Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Banned Children’s Books
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Seven Dwarfs Classic
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Best Foot Forward
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Only found in America
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How are women like elevators?
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