Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...