Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...