Boring!
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Saving one of them
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Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Letters from charities
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Buying your ticket
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Darwin Awards- 1999
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Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Blonde quickies 221-230
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