Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...