An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Driving Test Answers
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The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
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