A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...