Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...