The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...