A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.