A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Excess billing hours
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Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...