Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.