Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...