Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...