Snail’s Pace
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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
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Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
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Fish jokes 05
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Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Not specific enough!
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