IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...