Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...