Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...