Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Play the Office Game
|Here’s a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...