File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....