Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...