The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...