10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...