Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...