Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...