Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...