Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!