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A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
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Stolen Car
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Go to save my friend
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Jokes for the Ladies!
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80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...