A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...