Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...